想要学好英语并不是只能依靠一成不变的学习方式，英语也可以在快乐中学习。今天成都一对一辅导小编为同学们搜集整理了常见又容易学习的英语冷笑话，同学们可以边学习，边调节心情、缓解压力。学习英语冷笑话不但能缓解压力，也是一个增强阅读能力的好方法。

　　1)

　　Q: Why won’t the elephant use the computer?

　　A: He’s afraid of the mouse!

　　(鼠标和老鼠的英文皆为mouse)

　　2)

　　Q: Which are the stronger days of the week?

　　A: Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

　　(week和weak同音)

　　3)

　　Q: Which runs faster, hot or cold?

　　A: Hot. Everyone can catch a cold.

　　(catch有抓住的意思，catch a cold是感冒的意思)

　　4)

　　Q: How did the soldier fit his tank in his house?

　　A: It was a fish tank.

　　(tank有坦克的意思，而fish tank则意为鱼缸)

　　5)

　　Q: Where do cows go on dates?

　　A: MOOOOvies

　　(date是约会的意思，Moo为牛叫声，movie则是电影院的意思)

　　6)

　　Q: What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?

　　A: I scream (ice cream).

　　(ice cream意为冰淇淋，两者发音相似)

　　7)

　　Q: How can you tell the ocean is friendly?

　　A: It waves.

　　(wave有波涛翻滚的意思，也有挥手致意的意思)

　　8)

　　Q: What kind of witch likes the beach?

　　A: A SAND witch (sandwich)

　　(Sandwich是三明治的意思，两者发音相似)

　　9)

　　Q: What letters are not in the alphabet?

　　A: The ones in the mail.

　　(letter有信件的意思，也有字母的意思)

　　10)

　　Q: Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?

　　A: To see a butterfly!

　　(butter是黄油，fly是飞，但butterfly是蝴蝶的意思)#p#副标题#e#

　　11)

　　Q: What room is a dead man most afraid of?

　　A: The living room!

　　(living是活着的意思，而living room则是客厅、起居室的意思)

　　12)

　　Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?

　　A: Stick with me we’ll go places!

　　(stick有粘帖的意思，stick with me则是紧跟着我的意思)

　　13)

　　Q: What dog keeps the best time?

　　A: A watchdog.

　　(watchdog意为看门狗, watch有看的意思，但也有手表的意思。)

　　14)

　　Q: What did the picture say to the wall?

　　A: I was framed.

　　(framed有相片裱框的意思，而I was framed则是被人下套陷害的意思。)

　　15)

　　Q: What did one candle say to the other candle?

　　A: Are you going out tonight?

　　(out有出去的意思，也有熄灭的意思)

　　16)

　　Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?

　　A: Don’t worry. I got you covered.

　　(cover一有覆盖的意思，二有保护的意思)

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