Q: Why won’t the elephant use the computer?
A: He’s afraid of the mouse!
Q: Which are the stronger days of the week?
A: Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
Q: Which runs faster, hot or cold?
A: Hot. Everyone can catch a cold.
(catch有抓住的意思，catch a cold是感冒的意思)
Q: How did the soldier fit his tank in his house?
A: It was a fish tank.
Q: Where do cows go on dates?
Q: What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?
A: I scream (ice cream).
Q: How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
A: It waves.
Q: What kind of witch likes the beach?
A: A SAND witch (sandwich)
Q: What letters are not in the alphabet?
A: The ones in the mail.
Q: Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?
A: To see a butterfly!
Q: What room is a dead man most afraid of?
A: The living room!
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: Stick with me we’ll go places!
(stick有粘帖的意思，stick with me则是紧跟着我的意思)
Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watchdog.
Q: What did the picture say to the wall?
A: I was framed.
(framed有相片裱框的意思，而I was framed则是被人下套陷害的意思。)
Q: What did one candle say to the other candle?
A: Are you going out tonight?
Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?
A: Don’t worry. I got you covered.